–Went to post office to hand in (first) empty knife box. Got some paperwork that seems to have officially initiated the claim.
–Went to UPS and rented a mailbox for a year (they had two left). My mind is at ease now: no more knife thefts.
–A pair of doves showed up today to enjoy spilled bird food. I think (hope) they’re permanent. Finally.
–Took a shower and shave.